So apparently Kris has just created an Instagram account.
He made a post and has like, 160k followers within minutes.
And unfortunately, my stupid windows phone does not support Instagram.
So I can’t follow his IG account and have to resort to borrowing a friend’s IG account to follow him or buy a whole new phone instead.
God damn it.
Taoris: The One with the Air Jordan and Cartier edition
They way I see it, Taoris is like Posh n Beck.
Its like they’re this super couple that has everything going on for them; good looks, great bodies, dope hairstyles. Kris with his endless collection of limited edition Air Jordans that he didnt have to lift his finger to get’em delivered to his doorstep, and Tao with his super-expensive-outta-this-world Cartier Love bracelet and freaking panther ring.
EXO 2014 Comeback Wish List - Kris Edition
So there’s been a lot of rumors that EXO will be portraying bad boys as the concept for their upcoming comeback.
If this is true, you know what I can’t wait to see on Kris?
- Dark hair. None of that blondie-locks no more. Seriously, his looks during Wolf era was Hot. As. Fuck. Like, unf.
- Abs. Baby with that long, lean torso you got there, you have to flaunt it. I don’t care how many packs you have. Flaunt. It.
- Arms. Chanyeol did it. Xiumin did it. Come on Kris. Flaunt. It.
- Tattoos. Again, flaunt it. We know of the scorpion one on your left bicep, we are just desperate to get a full on view of the other tattoos that you have. Namely the one on your right bicep. And the one on your back. And apparently you have one on your chest as well? Yeah, we would need hard evidence to support these allegations. Screw what SM thinks. Show it baby, show it. Thank you.
p/s: What is this, is EXO freaking millionaires or something? All I see on my dashboard everyday are pictures of them shopping, shopping and shopping. I don’t need to see any more Chrome Hearts pierced on other parts of their bodies. The bangles, earrings, necklaces and rings is a bit too much sometimes. Less is more guys, less is more.
My 2014 Kris Wishlist - Part 1, the don’ts
- Go bold with your hair color. Seriously Kris, I’m just freaking tired of the blondes and the browns. I suggest tickle-me-pink, mandarin red, or perhaps navy blue. Yes, navy blue. Roar.
- Stop wearing those ridiculously high cut sneakers. it’s fugly. Dude, how do you even walk in those? It’s like seeing girls wearing those 20-inch heels every-fucking-where they go. That’s. Just. Not. Humanly. Possible. I don’t even care if its a limited edition Space Jordan 2.0 or whatever the world nowadays named their sneakers. Normal shoes Kris, come on, say it with me, normal shoes. Good boy.
- Anything that has Pyrex or HBA spelled on it, needs to go. Period.
- If I caught you wearing those hideous ahjumma pants again, I swear to God imma burn your entire closet even Tao will cry in fear.
- Those accessories. Yeah. Those, urm, dangly things that you like to wear. How do I say this. Urm. Less is more Kris, less is more.
- Lastly, that snapback/bandanna combo? Lose it. Throw it away. Bury it. I don’t care, do whatever it takes to make it disappear on the face of the planet. Forever.
Kris, you better fulfill one of these wishes or imma go apeshit on you.